Baucus makes a bigger mess
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/22/health/policy/22baucus.html
As if the bill that came out of the Senate committee wasn’t bad enough, now he wants to back off on taxing “Cadillac” health plans. Why use the term “Cadillac” when everyone knows that they are just Chevys with fancier accessories? A pathetic nod to the working class is included. Families will not have to pay more than 12% of their incomes for health insurance. Big whoop.
Why are we required to pay more corporate welfare just to have health care? I don’t want to pay a health insurance company a dime. I want to pay into a pool that covers everyone equally.
Have a wry smile about the lousy job being done on this issue.
http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/Archives2009/OrlovHungerInsurance.html
“Are you insured against hunger?”
By Dmitry Orlov, originally published August 21st, 2009
Editor’s Note: Dmitry’s articles are archived at LATOC here. His acclaimed book, “Reinventing Collapse”, is now available via the LATOC Amazon Store. -Matt
I would like to sell you some hunger insurance. Are you insured against hunger? Perhaps you should be! Without this coverage, you may find it impossible to continue to afford feeding yourself and your family. With this coverage, not only will you be assured of continuing to get at least some food, but so will I. In fact, thanks to this plan, I will get to eat very, very well indeed.
Here’s how it works. You buy a hunger insurance plan from my hunger insurance company, or from one of my illustrious competitors in the hunger insurance industry. The hunger insurance market is very competitive, offering you plenty of consumer choice. You can even decide to go with a hunger maintenance organization (HMO); that would make a lot of sense if you are on a diet.
Whichever company you choose buys up food in bulk on your behalf. Then, should you come down with a case of hunger, you can file a claim, pay the copayment, and get some of the food. Certain feeding procedures, such as breakfast, are considered elective, and are not covered.
The company is in a position to demand lower prices for food from the food providers, and can even pass some of these savings on to you. (But the fine folks in the hunger insurance company do have to eat too, you know.) Of course, the food providers try to make up the difference by charging those without hunger insurance much higher prices, but how can anyone blame them? That’s just market economics. There may also be some food-related benefits, such as lower rental rates on bowls, spoons, napkins and feeding tubes (check the details of your plan).
There is just one more twist: you should try to arrange your hunger insurance plan through your employer. You see, it is much more expensive for companies to do business with consumers directly. It is much cheaper and easier for them to deal with other companies, and this allows them to, again, pass along some of the savings. In fact, many hunger insurers may decide not to sell individual hunger plans because group hunger is much more profitable. This is just Business 101: nothing personal. Plus, how can you afford to pay your hunger premium every month if you are unemployed? It goes without saying that if you want to keep your hunger insurance, you better try to keep your job, whether they pay you or not! And if you are currently unemployed, then, well… why am I still talking to you?
I am sure you will agree that this is a damn good system: it offers you consumer choice, a healthy diet, and, most importantly, peace of mind. But, as you may have heard, some people have been clamoring for a so-called “single-feeder system” run by the government. Now, that sort of thing may be very well for those miserable communists, but let me ask you a couple of questions.
First: Do you want to get fed the same as everyone else, even if you can afford to pay a little extra? What if you, say, win the lottery; wouldn’t you want to upgrade to the premium plan, and dine on filet mignon, foie gras and truffles like I do instead of the corporate-government-provided Happi-Meals?
But even more importantly, who do you want your children to be when they grow up: lowly, overworked, underpaid government bureaucrats, or fat-cat capitalists like me? Isn’t this compelling vision of hope worth tightening your belt for? To be perfectly honest, those jobs are reserved for my children, but yours might still be able to find work as their personal bathroom assistants, if they are docile and pretty… let’s pretend you didn’t hear that.
But ultimately it is still all up to you, because it is you who, every few years, walks into a voting booth and pulls a lever. And then I have to work with whoever you elect, and bring them around to seeing things my way. We are in this together, you see: you get to pull the lever, but I get to write the checks, with your money. Politicians have to eat too, you know, I am there to help them, and they know it.
Is that your stomach growling, or are you just happy to see me?
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